Awww… people shouldn’t pick on President Taft just because he was fat… a little respect please!  He added a couple states to the union and served in the Supreme Court, as well… Actually, if you pop over to his wikipedia page, they have the audio of one of his speeches and a short video clip which is kinda cool.

So, yeah… that cap kinda saved my bacon… or saved me from bacon… something like that… I don’t know if she left the cap on my desk intentionally or not as she is always leaving trash on my desk, but it helped, none-the less!